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That is all I intend to say on the matter. But I can say with the utmost confidence that you are sure to find the answers you seek within the dispatches themselves, which are deliberate and considerable in length. Every word within them was chosen with specific intent, and the punctuation with rather more. I have agonised over commas that no one will ever notice, which is, of course, the entire point.
It is the least I can do, which, as a matter of policy, is the most I will do.
Yours, as ever, unsatisfied.
—Maundersby